Basic Math Shows Why Netflix Should Shut Up About Redbox

Netflix, wow…even they’re starting to feel threatened by the Redbox video kiosks.  And frankly, I don’t know why, not for the life of me.

See, apparently, Netflix believes that the one dollar rental “devalues the content ecosystem”, which is a fancy way of saying “makes people think they can pay less for stuff which in turn drives them to actually DO pay less for stuff and break it off in our collective tukhus.”  Which is an absolute JOKE as illustrated by the equation I’m about to show you:

Netflix charges about twenty four bucks ($23.99) for its four at a time unlimited plan.  Now, let’s assume a thirty day month that has no annoying postal holidays in it (Columbus Day my ENTIRE ass.  NOBODY gets that day off.) and start it up.  Also assume the first day of this hypothetical month is a Monday, and there are six mailing days in a week. Assume further that I keep up that constant flow of watch and return (I work nights, or from home, or I’m unemployed.) every day.

I get my first four movies on the first, watch two of them that afternoon and get them back in the mailbox before the end of the day, and then watch the second two later that night, to put them in the mail the next day.  I don’t get any movies on that Tuesday, but I get a set of two on Wednesday, and a set of two on Thursday, and so on.  Now, what that means is that I basically get two movies a day, every day, for twenty four days in the month, a total of forty eight movies, for which I paid twenty four bucks for the month to rent them.

Getting the picture?  Now, I’m no mathematician…but it sure looks like my total per-title Netflix cost is FIFTY CENTS A MOVIE.  If I stream any titles in the month the cost picture buckles even further. Even if you cut that figure in HALF, and I only get a cycle going of ONE movie per day–not hard with a four-max–then suddenly Netflix MATCHES Redbox!

And they’re whining about Redbox devaluing the content ecosystem?

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

YouTube to begin renting movies?

We’ve heard talks about YouTube offering full fledged content through their website for some time now and while some full length videos have made their way onto the service, it hasn’t exactly taken off.

However, it seems that Google is taking the service in a new direction to go ahead competitors like Netflix, Amazon’s VOD service and iTunes with video rentals. Word comes to us from the WSJ who says Google is currenty in talks with movie studios such as Lions Gate, Warner Bros. and Sony to get their content onto YouTube where they would then offer it for around $3.

Additionally, a beta is for the above mentioned service is reportedly going into effect for 10,000 Google employees at some point in the near future.

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Blockbuster testing DVD vending machines in New England

It seems that Blockbuster is looking to give Redbox a run for their money — It was recently made known that Blockbuster will begin a test program that will place a DVD vending machine in 57 Big Y locations in Connecticut and Massachussetts starting on September 3rd.

Price wise, you’re looking at the same $1 a night that Redbox uses. Let the sparks fly!

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Friday, August 28th, 2009

Fun Flicks Outdoor Movie Equipment Rental

Why limit your movie viewing to the indoors?  Fun Flicks Outdoor Movie now has twenty-one different locations across the United States, enabling event planners and party hosts to hire the outdoor movie “Drive-In” style service.

Fun Flicks provides a unique way of entertaining a crowd by supplying a complete outdoor cinema including huge mobile inflatable movie screen rentals along with premium projection and amplified sound systems. By applying the latest technologies, Fun Flicks Outdoor Movies has designed an outdoor theater system that offers premium outdoor movie equipment rentals at about half the cost of competing companies.

Friday, June 19th, 2009