The Federal Trade Commission is not happy with Hollywood, the word is--seems they've been very naughty in marketing, and are giving kids access to high-end adult rated material. Of course, by "adult rated" I'm strictly talking about R-rated movies and unrated titles.  No one's been tracking kids' access to porn, but I'm sure that's off the ...

Children really are the future, you know.  They have to be--it's not like we'll be around forever.  So it's a great honor to have children, even if they do get in the way of watching movies on your sweet home theater setup.  For the Bennett family, they had two small children with early bedtimes (haven't ...